Showing posts with label crime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crime. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I Kiss You

"The cure for crime is literally, the grease on the end of your nose, sir. 150 mg in a single dose taken by mouth cures delinquency and alleviates all symptoms of drug abuse. It's a pheromone passed in kissing. It can change everything. Will you?"
BNicholson, Tampa, FL

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I think you mean Youporn. Or Pornotube.

"Should I have to shower in my bathroom while Waste Disposal takes naked pictures of me to threaten me w/ Youtube becasue I have information on White Collar Crime & teenage cyber stalking Voyuerism in North Carolina?"

No.

Cleaning the Registry

"Why is there a sex offender registry, but no other registry for any other crime? I would like to know if my next door neighbor is a drug dealer, murderer, robber, repeat DUI or OVI offender, etc. etc."

Dear Sir,

He is.

Best wishes,
Barack Obama