Bringing Things to Life

"Mr. President, perpetual-motion is possible. NETL, and doe have blocked me for years because GE demands ownership and the status quo. A magnet powered engine the size of a minivan can produce 37,000 ft.lbs. tourqe=$3mil. of electricity per month.sos"
J. D., Canton, Ms.

Next time, save 'perpetual motion' for last. Something like that, you've got to ease into it.

Maybe if it was a gmail address.

"America you want a better solution its 200 billion compared to 3.6 trillion it creates 2 million jobs in 1 year and causes a buy able solution for the housing SNAFU. if you want the details email me [redacted]@hotmail.com allow 24 hours for a responce"
Rydic, Lets Say Ohio

I Kiss You

"The cure for crime is literally, the grease on the end of your nose, sir. 150 mg in a single dose taken by mouth cures delinquency and alleviates all symptoms of drug abuse. It's a pheromone passed in kissing. It can change everything. Will you?"
BNicholson, Tampa, FL

I'm not Obama, I'm his evil twin!

"Why wont you release you Vault Copy of your Birth Certificate? Are you afraid you'll be found out to be an USUPER?"
Author, Carson City

No, man, u super.

They prefer 'multi-level marketing.'

"Should I have to be threatened w/ poisoning in SC by Waste disposal becasue Corrupt Republican's steal money through a pyramid scheme & stalk anyone they want online w/ a Multi-Million dollar corporate computer network & abuse people w/ porn 4Youtube"

No.

Is that a question?

"We must remember who are we protecting and why the American experiment is important."
CW, Baltimore, MD

Because it will enable us to talk to the lizard men of Bozak 4?

I think you mean Youporn. Or Pornotube.

"Should I have to shower in my bathroom while Waste Disposal takes naked pictures of me to threaten me w/ Youtube becasue I have information on White Collar Crime & teenage cyber stalking Voyuerism in North Carolina?"

No.

The PTO runs this town

"Over 1000Emails to Obama. Please reply to me. USPTO has been believed to engage in the counterfeit patent that is Lynn Spitzer's Please look at Patent File History and Lynn Spitzer's crying. I am waiting for 10 years. Main-concerneds was disapeared."
Junho Yang, Seoul

Yes, Obama, who does own the patent on Lynn Spitzer's tears?