American idle

"In Connecticut someone can vote for a pop singer, while someone in Wyoming can vote for their favorite dancing celebs; When will it be possible to directly vote on issues that matter to the American people?"
Patrick Divine, Riverside, CA

When will American Idol and Dancing with the Stars finally allow nationwide balloting instead of requiring folks to live in Connecticut or Wyoming?

Voter's remorse

"What makes you think, given your lack of political job experience, your ideas will work?"
Maria M, New Jersey

Well, the last guy didn't have any political experience, and everything worked out fine.