To the tune of La Cucaracha

"Mr. Obama I pray very hard for this country's future, I do hope you can turn the economy around. I am doing my part working hard and paying my taxes, my question to you is this; Are you going to sing an immigration reform bill? I hope you will soon."
Oscar Chagoya, Bay Point CA

And put a guitar solo in the middle.

Minimum wage, hiyah!

"How do our teenagers compete for summer jobs when companies are offering jobs to foreigner to come and work on a temporary basis and allow them to be reimbursed for the taxes the companies are collecting from them?"
P Lee, Los Angeles

WHO WILL MAN THE FRY HOLE!

what

"Mr. President, as a student can the immigrants start working for full time during the summer, and half time during the school days?"
JJ, Georgia

Also, can immigrants have recess?