Jam Heavy

"The Current economy is like a sick patient who needs to be nursed back to health before doing a rigorious 5k daily run. How can you jam heavy spending on health care, energy, & education into the budget before nursing the economy back to health 1st?"
sean sanchez, fresno, ca

Great metaphor. Do you know about Couch-to-5k?

Make an Offer

"Mr. President, Will you watch the Disney movie "Wall-E" before sigining any envionmenta or heath care reform bill?"
JDJ, Florida

You know what Obama's favorite movie is? 'The Godfather.'

Lab techs, nurses, linen service, oh my

"Why aren't you talking about the JOBS it would create by reforming health care? If more people had access to health care it would create MILLIONS of jobs. In a small town a hospital is one of the largest employers. Lab techs, nurses, linen serv, etc"
Rita, Whites Creek, TN

Health care jobs for everyone! Made a C in high school English? Hey, come be phlebotomist!

Next, grizzly bear knife fights.

"How is babby formed? How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?"
kavya, Interwebs

"How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?"
Alex, Jax, FL

Whoa, meta.

Health care rights for Congress -- now!

"Congress and all government employees should have the same healthcare as the average worker. Please make sure any changes to the system applies to ALL Americans."
Diane T, Lancaster, PA

This post does not contain a joke about Barney Frank and prostate exams.

1-800-Vicodin

"Has your administration considered ending direct-to-consumer pharmaceutical advertising on TV? Pharmaceutical companies are profiting enormously from television advertising. Meanwhile, prescription costs skyrocket."
Libby, Seattle

Psst, Libby.... It's not "direct to consumer" if you have to go through a doctor.

America: Only country in the world with cancer of the childhood

"Childhood cancer destroys the financial security of many families. This only happens in America! In other countries this care is provided 100% free and leave families intact. What is being done to stop this madness here in America?"

Matthew F, New Jersey

Actually, several NGOs are coordinating their efforts in an attempt to convince the Administration to finally sign on to the Worldwide Anti-Juvenile-Cancer Treaty, which was so publicly shunned by the Bush Administration. Adoption of this measure would ensure that the US is no longer the only nation on earth beholden to the Childhood Cancer interests. Check back later for more.

Cooperate, and no one gets hurt

"We need socialized healthcare, this keeps cooperations from profit, and keeps people healthy. What can you do to keep cooperations from profiting and provide health care for every citizen in the United States?"

MountainLady, Chattanooga, TN

The answer is obvious -- we must all work AGAINST each other for better health.

MY BRAIN HURTS

"WHEN I WAS DISCHARGED IN 89 ANOTHER MARINE WAS GIVEN FULL RETIREMENT FOR HAVING A FOOT OF BOWL REMOVED HE GOT A JOB IN THE AERONAUTICS INDUSTRY I COULD HARDLY WALK ONLY GOT 10% AND THE VA SAYS MY INJURIES AREN'T SERVICE RELATED,"
lilreddakota, Eugene,Oregon

Bob Pro-bort

"Why are you so Pro-Abortion?"
Lupe R, Salem,OR

Because amateur abortions are for the Olympics.

Organic farming is made of people

"Why would anyone be so stupid as to outlaw organic farming? (Or even think of it) Eating real food is the only way to stay healthy. Who is against healthy people? We should outlaw Monsanto."
a, Trinity, Fl

Almost too easy.

"One of the easiest ways to cut health care costs is to phase out medical advertising. The costs are huge. In addition, they place enormous burdens on doctors when patients demand medication they DO NOT NEED the advertised meds. It is so very easy!"
Kirk L., Northern CA

The proposal to phase out medical advertising may cause restless leg syndrome, sleep-eating, paranoid delusions, sexual incontinence and priapism. Please consult your doctor.

Biller Be Billed

"I am a physicain, medical biller and coder and using EMR for almost 4 years. I have done MBA in health care management. I know this broken health care system in detail and also have solutions. can i get some time with the advisor to present my views"

Absolutely. The next appointment is in May of 2017.

Chew my food!

"Why doesn't our health insurance cover everything we need? Isn't that why we pay for insurance?"
ms, 1981

And I need that penis-enlargement surgery. NEED.

Who pockets the pocketmen?

"What are you doing to combat the health care lobbyists that are in the pockets of washington insiders determined to stand in the way of your reform?"
Joey, Allentown, PA

Who will stop senators from bribing lobbyists? Will it be Obama?

Drink it up!

"I am concerned that the illegals are dominating the public health care system without paying taxes. What is being done to prevent illegals from using all of the resources since the citizens are not able to receive them because of illegals?"
Rebecca, Scottsdale, AZ

Did the illegal drink your milkshake?