Cruel to be kind

"My brother is gay and was recently laid off from his job in Detroit. What is the government going to do about helping the gay community during the recession?"
smukatelli, o

Trying desperately to keep them from blowing their savings on lavish weddings.

Go, Speed Racer

"There's a fellow who raced a homemade electric drag car at Portland Speedway. It blew away every gasoline car he raced. Innovation and invention like that are memorable. Why bailout big 3 auto when you could give the money to someone like him?"
Mr. B, Seabeck, WA

Look, can we deal with gay marriage before we address the drag issue? Because that would be great.

Our Way of Life

"There are two taxation opportunities that we are missing that seem to be no-brainers. Legalizing of gay marriages so they pay the same taxes as heterosexual couples and legalizing marijuana. What will you do to make these part of our way of life?"

Also, these gay weddings should have open bars.